Kapi sreće s' naše svijeće
sad se k'o i vosak lade
nemam više svjetla za te
nemam više kapi snage
Ko si da mi tvoje priče
ovo malo duše cijede
sve u ladni vjetar ode
malo tvoje riječi vrijede
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
SUSRET
Čekasmo se dugo, a kad smo se sreli
Dala si mi ruku i pošla si sa mnom.
I idući stazom nejasnom i tamnom,
Iskali smo sunca i sreće smo hteli.
Oboje smo strasno verovali tada
Da se besmo našli. I mi nismo znali
Koliko smo bili umorni i pali
Od jada, od davno preživelih jada.
I za navek kad se rastasmo, i tako
Stežuć' svoje srce rukama obema,
Otišla si plačna, zamrzla i nema,
K'o što beše došla, tužno i polako.
Jovan Dučić
Dala si mi ruku i pošla si sa mnom.
I idući stazom nejasnom i tamnom,
Iskali smo sunca i sreće smo hteli.
Oboje smo strasno verovali tada
Da se besmo našli. I mi nismo znali
Koliko smo bili umorni i pali
Od jada, od davno preživelih jada.
I za navek kad se rastasmo, i tako
Stežuć' svoje srce rukama obema,
Otišla si plačna, zamrzla i nema,
K'o što beše došla, tužno i polako.
Jovan Dučić
Friday, July 21, 2006
Himna Ljubavi
Ako jezike čovječije i anđeoske govorim, a ljubavi nemam, onda sam kao zvono koje ječi, ili kimval koji zveči.
I ako imam dar proroštva i znam sve tajne i sve znanje, i ako imam svu vjeru da i gore premještam, a ljubavi nemam, ništa sam.
I ako razdam sve imanje svoje, i ako predam tijelo svoje da se sažeže, a ljubavi nemam, ništa mi ne koristi.
Ljubav dugo trpi, blagotvorna je, ljubav ne zavidi, ljubav se ne gordi, ne nadima se,
Ne čini što ne pristoji, ne traži svoje, ne razdražuje se, ne misli o zlu,
Ne raduje se nepravdi, a raduje se istini,
Sve snosi, sve vjeruje, svemu se nada, sve trpi.
Ljubav nikad ne prestaje, dok će proroštva nestati, jezici će zamuknuti, znanje će prestati.
Jer djelimično znamo, i djelimično prorokujemo;
A kada dođe savršeno, onda će prestati što je djelimično.
Kad bijah dijete, kao dijete govorah, kao dijete mišljah, kao dijete razmišljah; a kada sam postao čovjek odbacio sam što je djetinjsko.
Jer sad vidimo kao u ogledalu, u zagonetki, a onda ćemo licem u lice; sad znam djelimično, a onda ću poznati kao što bih poznat.
A sad ostaje vjera, nada, ljubav, ovo troje; ali od njih najveća je ljubav.
I ako imam dar proroštva i znam sve tajne i sve znanje, i ako imam svu vjeru da i gore premještam, a ljubavi nemam, ništa sam.
I ako razdam sve imanje svoje, i ako predam tijelo svoje da se sažeže, a ljubavi nemam, ništa mi ne koristi.
Ljubav dugo trpi, blagotvorna je, ljubav ne zavidi, ljubav se ne gordi, ne nadima se,
Ne čini što ne pristoji, ne traži svoje, ne razdražuje se, ne misli o zlu,
Ne raduje se nepravdi, a raduje se istini,
Sve snosi, sve vjeruje, svemu se nada, sve trpi.
Ljubav nikad ne prestaje, dok će proroštva nestati, jezici će zamuknuti, znanje će prestati.
Jer djelimično znamo, i djelimično prorokujemo;
A kada dođe savršeno, onda će prestati što je djelimično.
Kad bijah dijete, kao dijete govorah, kao dijete mišljah, kao dijete razmišljah; a kada sam postao čovjek odbacio sam što je djetinjsko.
Jer sad vidimo kao u ogledalu, u zagonetki, a onda ćemo licem u lice; sad znam djelimično, a onda ću poznati kao što bih poznat.
A sad ostaje vjera, nada, ljubav, ovo troje; ali od njih najveća je ljubav.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Prvo zaista dobro lancano pismo
Ovo pismo je produkt dosade a služi da muškarcu da poboljša sexualni život.
U inat ostalim ponudama i slicnim pismima, ovo ne zahteva slanje para, a dobitak je siguran. Dovoljno je da pošaljete ovo pismo devetorici svojih dobrih drugara. Onda ošamutite vašu devojku/suprugu, stavite je u kartonsku kutiju (ne zaboravite otvore za vazduh) i pošaljite je prvom drugaru na listi. Vrlo brzo, kada vaše ime bude prvo na listi, na Vašu adresu ce stici
823,542 žena/devojaka. Statisticki gledano u toj grupi ce biti:
Najmanje 0.5 miss sveta
3 top modela
463 divlje nimfomanke
3243 do jaja dobre nimfomanke
20198 žena koje doživljaju više orgazama odjednom
40,198 biseksualki spremnih da te ubace u krevet sa svojom drugaricom
Sve u svemu, dobijate 64,294 žena koje su napaljenije, bolje gradene, željnije, manje dosadne i ukusnije od ona koju ste vi poslali. Ono što je najbolje, igra garantuje da necete nazad dobiti ono što ste vi poslali.
NEMOJ DA PREKINEŠ OVAJ MAGICAN KRUG
Jedan covek je poslao ovaj mail na 5 adresa umesto 9, i dobio je nazad ženu koju je poslao, a ona je imala još jace glavobolje i postala je najgora na svetu, sa svim sranjima koja po ceo dan trabunja i sa onim "ti mene ne voliš" izrazom na licu. Ta žena više nikad anije obukla tange i naprasno se
ugojila. On je postao impotentan.
Istog dana, drugi covek, koji je bio 6 mesta iznad mene vec je dobio 837 žena i trenutno je na oporavku od iznemoglosti. Ispred njegove kuce, nalazi se još 452 kartonska paketa sa rupama za vazduh.
MORAŠ VEROVATI OVOM PISMU
Ovo ti je jedinstvena prilika da tvoj seksualni život krene u smeru u kojem ti želiš. Bez trošenje para u gradu, kupovine garderobe, dugih razgovora, maženja, bez objašnjavanja, samo je otvoriš i kresneš.
Bez dvoumljenja, pošalji ovo pismo devetorici tvojih drugara.
P.S. Ako nemaš devojku, možeš da pošalješ usisivac.
P.P.S Ovo pismo možeš da pošalješ i ženskoj osobi, da se pripreme za sjajnu avanturu koja je ceka.
U inat ostalim ponudama i slicnim pismima, ovo ne zahteva slanje para, a dobitak je siguran. Dovoljno je da pošaljete ovo pismo devetorici svojih dobrih drugara. Onda ošamutite vašu devojku/suprugu, stavite je u kartonsku kutiju (ne zaboravite otvore za vazduh) i pošaljite je prvom drugaru na listi. Vrlo brzo, kada vaše ime bude prvo na listi, na Vašu adresu ce stici
823,542 žena/devojaka. Statisticki gledano u toj grupi ce biti:
Najmanje 0.5 miss sveta
3 top modela
463 divlje nimfomanke
3243 do jaja dobre nimfomanke
20198 žena koje doživljaju više orgazama odjednom
40,198 biseksualki spremnih da te ubace u krevet sa svojom drugaricom
Sve u svemu, dobijate 64,294 žena koje su napaljenije, bolje gradene, željnije, manje dosadne i ukusnije od ona koju ste vi poslali. Ono što je najbolje, igra garantuje da necete nazad dobiti ono što ste vi poslali.
NEMOJ DA PREKINEŠ OVAJ MAGICAN KRUG
Jedan covek je poslao ovaj mail na 5 adresa umesto 9, i dobio je nazad ženu koju je poslao, a ona je imala još jace glavobolje i postala je najgora na svetu, sa svim sranjima koja po ceo dan trabunja i sa onim "ti mene ne voliš" izrazom na licu. Ta žena više nikad anije obukla tange i naprasno se
ugojila. On je postao impotentan.
Istog dana, drugi covek, koji je bio 6 mesta iznad mene vec je dobio 837 žena i trenutno je na oporavku od iznemoglosti. Ispred njegove kuce, nalazi se još 452 kartonska paketa sa rupama za vazduh.
MORAŠ VEROVATI OVOM PISMU
Ovo ti je jedinstvena prilika da tvoj seksualni život krene u smeru u kojem ti želiš. Bez trošenje para u gradu, kupovine garderobe, dugih razgovora, maženja, bez objašnjavanja, samo je otvoriš i kresneš.
Bez dvoumljenja, pošalji ovo pismo devetorici tvojih drugara.
P.S. Ako nemaš devojku, možeš da pošalješ usisivac.
P.P.S Ovo pismo možeš da pošalješ i ženskoj osobi, da se pripreme za sjajnu avanturu koja je ceka.
Some hilarious (but true) quotes
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
* Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
* Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
* Rodney c
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
* Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
* Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
* George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men! ! ! can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's reading."
* Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'"
* Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
* Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
* Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wa llet."
* Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome! ! ! but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
* Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
* Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'"
* Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is! ! ! that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams
"It is better to entertain an idea than to take it home to live with you for the rest of your life."
--Randall Jarrell
cheers!
* Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
* Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
* Rodney c
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
* Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
* Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
* George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men! ! ! can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's reading."
* Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'"
* Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
* Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
* Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wa llet."
* Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome! ! ! but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
* Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
* Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'"
* Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is! ! ! that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams
"It is better to entertain an idea than to take it home to live with you for the rest of your life."
--Randall Jarrell
cheers!
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Odmor u manastiru za radoholičare
Novi turistički hit za umorne poljske menadžere i one koji su preterano posvećeni svom poslu ovog leta je godišnji odmor u nekom od brojnih manastira, gde u monaškim ćelijama mogu potpuno da se izoluju od okolnog sveta.
Sve popularnije je i lečenje zavisnosti od kompjutera, interneta i mobilnih telefona koje se, zahvaljujući novcu iz Evropske unije, sprovodi u manastiru u Ritvjanama na jugu Poljske. "Čim smo se dosetili da bismo mogli da ponudimo i terapiju, podneli smo projekt EU i dobili smo 3,5 miliona evra", rekao je dnevniku "Metro" Vjeslav Kovalevski iz tog manastira.
Ritvjane nude spartanske uslove monaških ćelija, iako izlaze u susret klijentima koji žele male više udobnosti, ali je uslov da kompjutere i mobilne telefone ostave na ulasku u manastir.
Meditacija u tišini i izolaciji od civilizacije, poput nekadašnjih pustinjaka, nije samo dobrovoljna, već i šefovi često šalju na takav odmor svoje zaposlene radoholičare. "To je normalno. Šefovi prvi vide simptome kod svojih potčinjenih. Slobodnih mesta za takav odmor kod nas više nema", kazao je Kovalevski.
List "Metro" navodi da je sve veća potražnja u Poljskoj za godišnjim odmorom u manastirima, u koje ne primaju parove, već samo pojedince. Dok su prošlog leta manastiri sa takvom turističkom ponudom mogli da se nabroje na prste jedne ruke, ovog je konkurencija veća i radoholičari mogu da izaberu između nekoliko desetina manastira.
Me and Bobby McGee
Busted flat in baton rouge, headin for the trains,
Feelin nearly faded as my jeans.
Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
Took us all the way to new orleans.
Took my harpoon out of my dirty red bandana
And was blowin sad while bobby sang the blues,
With them windshield wipers slappin time and
Bobby clappin hands we finally sang up every song
That driver knew.
Freedoms just another word for nothin left to lose,
And nothin aint worth nothin but its free,
Feelin good was easy, lord, when bobby sang the blues,
And buddy, that was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and my bobby mcgee.
From the coalmines of kentucky to the california sun,
Bobby shared the secrets of my soul,
Standin right beside me through everythin I done,
And every night she kept me from the cold.
The somewhere near salinas, lord, I let her slip away,
She was lookin for the love I hope shell find,
Well Id trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday,
Holdin bobbys body close to mine.
Freedoms just another word for nothin left to lose,
And nothin left was all she left to me,
Feelin good was easy, lord, when bobby sang the blues,
And buddy, that was good enough for me.
Good enough for me and bobby mcgee.
Feelin nearly faded as my jeans.
Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
Took us all the way to new orleans.
Took my harpoon out of my dirty red bandana
And was blowin sad while bobby sang the blues,
With them windshield wipers slappin time and
Bobby clappin hands we finally sang up every song
That driver knew.
Freedoms just another word for nothin left to lose,
And nothin aint worth nothin but its free,
Feelin good was easy, lord, when bobby sang the blues,
And buddy, that was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and my bobby mcgee.
From the coalmines of kentucky to the california sun,
Bobby shared the secrets of my soul,
Standin right beside me through everythin I done,
And every night she kept me from the cold.
The somewhere near salinas, lord, I let her slip away,
She was lookin for the love I hope shell find,
Well Id trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday,
Holdin bobbys body close to mine.
Freedoms just another word for nothin left to lose,
And nothin left was all she left to me,
Feelin good was easy, lord, when bobby sang the blues,
And buddy, that was good enough for me.
Good enough for me and bobby mcgee.
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